| | Quote of the Day - "It's only
when the man starts being a bastard, then the woman realises he can be more
than just a friend" (Mamoyo, 2006)
Okay
I miss blogging. So I shall, without the damn Sony T30.
So...
My dog needs to get laid.
Quick.
His special bolster is getting weary.
He would have lost his virginity last night if my friend, who shall remain anonymous would just let her dog have some fun.
My dog wanted it. Her dog wanted it. It would have been consensual sex.
I was all for it! Afterall this could possibly be the only chance I would get to be a parent!
I can understand a bit since her dog is still underage. But there's a lot of underage sex going on!
Yes right under your noses, you blissfully unaware parents!
Doesn't mean it's right but damn... they're dogs! Let them have a go at it!
But my friend is very protective of her dog!
She wants her to be a virgin forever.
For-everrr.
!!!
Oh my god. The cruelty.
Scary wei...
Later your dog grow up to hate you.
Rebel against you.
Then go fuck behind your back.
Run away from home.
Then come back with 5 puppies.
Since cannot fuck... they played with each other.
But Darlink still main paksa.
Tried to go up on her dog but at the wrong end!
Holyshit!
That was an attempted rape went wrong.
Became blowjob.
See! Even the dogs got it right...
foreplay first.
But alas, both dogs were pulled away before third base.
Cannot force right... I tried to matchmake Darlink but failed.
This is my only chance of becoming a parent but failed.
Tiew...
I can really see it now...
Me an old maid with a 40 year old virgin dog!
Sob.
P.s. name protected to ensure her dog a good marital reputation
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| | Posted 10/17/2006 8:02 AM - 161 Views - 18 eProps - 12 comments
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